Mathew Baynton - Ra Ra Cleopatra

Song Rating: 8.27/10

Song lyrics:

Ra, ra, Cleopatra!

Famous beauty coming at ya!

Ra ra, patra Cleo!

Guys all go gaga for me-o!

I am a leader
And a lady and a queen
Im Cleopatra
Such a queen never been seen
I am a pharoah
Yet theyre-o meant to be guys
But I dont care-o
I just wear-o beard disguise

My mum and dad were pharoahs
I thought my rules due
But both my older sisters
Thought that they should rule too
Oh dear, they both died!
I wonder who that would leave
Little me-o, pharoah Cleo?
Okay, no time to grieve!

Think thats alarming, youd be right
But it gets worse
Married my half brother
And we ruled the universe
That bad romance
Led to an overcrowded throne
But then he died, boo-hoo
So now I rule alone

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

All hail lady Cleo!

Wah, wah, wah, la, la

Coolest pharoah by far!

Fashion topped my list of vices
Bathed in a**es milk and spices
Then I dressed like goddess Isis
Long, black hair in ringlets nicest
Vipers tooth for men entices
Finest linen robe, top prices!

Married another brother
Hes an okay geezer
But never told
Of my love for Julius Caesar
Had Caesars child and hoped
That hed be crowned king
My bro said no, I said Oh!
And I murdered him

Cause I am Cleopatra
Egypts royalty
The ruling pharoah, dont you dare-o
Mess with me!
My pokerface smiles
Only when I see
A man who takes my fancy like
Oh! Mark Antony!

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

Another Roman leader

Wah, wah, wah, la, la
No Egyptian crowd pleaser

Ra, ra, Cleopatra!

Finally, Id met my matcher!

Ra, ra, patra Cleo!

Ends in d**h for him and me-o!
My life was a drama
I was one kooky mama!
Wah, wah, wah, you know
Today Id be a favourite of the

Date of text publication: 16.01.2021 at 08:01