Jon Lajoie - E=MC VAGINA

Song Rating: 7.69/10

Song lyrics:

(Aahhh yeah, Im back…b**hes)

Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should s** my dick.
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh)

My love is like lightning …
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane …
It gives girls orgasms.

Im the Wayne Gretzky of s**ual stuff.
Im the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
Im the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
Im the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
Im the Helen Keller of having s**.
No, wait … thats a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other …
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

Ive got a present for you right here.
Actually, its not a present …


Its my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I dont like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not s**ing my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
Either you have s** with me …
Or you have s** with me.

I have really good s** moves,
That I learned in China.
Im a s**ual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
What time is it? Its vagina.

Whats the difference between a girls mouth and a girls vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Im a good s** man.
Girls love my s**.
Im a good s** man,
Because my s** is the best.

Im like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have s** with them!

Date of text publication: 17.01.2021 at 10:15